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This place is pretty sweaty, huh?
Isn’t this park kind of crazy?
There’s not even any playground equipment, right?
So, is this the place? The park checks out.
I had some crazy circumstances yesterday, but…
Apparently, there was a video that went super viral on social media.
When I watch it, there’s a pair of people…
I get a "that’s intense" vibe from it, you know?
Wait a sec—oh, this is a video.
Ah, sorry. Let’s make it bigger.
Robo-wife.
If you type my name, it’s the "Nemesha Fent Special" channel.
Nemesha.
Fent Special.
Channel. Should we try calling them?
Again today,
I’m contacting you for a reporting assignment, but…
I’m from Hanega, oh, we’ve met before, haven’t we?
You alright?
How’s it going?
Nice to meet you.
Oh, nice to meet you—ah, it’s Hanega.
You contacted me about Yumika, right?
Ah.
My junior, Alice… ah, the junior colleague.
Iki-Aralis.
You okay?
Yeah, you’re not feeling sick or anything, right?
You’re probably busy with work right now, huh?
Is it a scheduling conflict? You’re cutting through it like butter.
Ugh.
Huh? Are the juniors okay too? Yeah.
A little smell… Ah, it’s getting good.
Smells a lot like juice.
Whoa, sorry! I’m so sorry.
Hello, the random members.
Yep, crispy as ever.
On top of this…
Idiot.
Hmm.
You’re here! Nah, not at all.
No problem. Oh, right, business cards.
I have business cards.
Business cards? Oh, right.
This is what we are.
Please take this.
Push that.
Where do I press? The middle? Okay then—
Let me try pushing it.
Got it. Okay, I’ll press it. Huh, this?
Eh?
I don’t really know how to stop it, though.
Again.
What’s this doing?
Are you okay?
I get it.
I don’t get it.
It’s so formal.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Are you sure you’re okay?
After that…
If I go back to work, I can…
It’s okay.
You’re my brother, right?
Well, yeah. It’s late, but…
Are you sure you’re okay? Just… take this for now.
I’m returning it. I don’t know how to stop it.
Ugh, fine. I’m going.
I’m going. I’m going.
Stop it. Stop it.
It’s coming.
Gwan!
It’s starting to freak out.
I can do it!
-ark!
Let's head straight to the street.
I got freaked out so early in the morning.
Just in time.
Let's try to imitate it.
Eat my brains.
Can you even tell the difference there?
Take a look.
It’s just a little bit.
But I’m doing it.
I’m not ashamed.
There’s one.
Landing.
I messed it up.
I was left to it by my senior.
To the legendary two women.
I’m thinking of heading out for an interview.
The rumors say it’s pretty intense.
I’ll try my best to get in. I think the meeting point is here.
It’s almost time, so…
I think they’ll be here soon, so I’ll wait a bit.
Well, but still…
Even that senior guy is pretty freaked out, so…
Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Here they come, here they come.
These two. Oh, look, they’re close. Guess we can’t interview them today.
No good, too many people.
I got too scared.
Looks like it is today.
Gotta be gentle. Ah, just a sec—excuse me!
It’s our company, you see…
Love, yeah.
Is this the right place?
Yes, excuse me. I’ll do it.
Sorry, I’d like to do an interview today.
I’m Ikeda.
Nice to meet you. Interview, yes?
Pleased to meet you, Yamamoto.
Ah, please go ahead.
My face, the woman’s…
Green? Huh?
In one shot?
While she’s talking?
Wait—
My boss suddenly said there’s a meeting, so…
I came, but—among the boss’s faces…
The meeting…
Serious, but...
Eh? Cute.
Ooh.
Awesome.
Let’s take one shot.
You’re watching him, right? Yeah.
You gotta...
Be able to pull off the change.
Or everyone’s gonna be bummed.
Wait, I thought we were having a meeting?
We gotta show all the people across the country...
That we’re the ultimate tongue-licking, dirty bitches...
Right?
What does that even mean?
You can’t even do a proper job, can you?
My boss is working so hard, but at times like this…
He does so much work for us.
No, no? Chan…?
Eh? No, wait—ah—no, ahh.
Senpai, hold on. First, um…
This is bad.
When is this thing gonna fall? Ugh.
Ah, ah, it’s over for today.
Go do your work.
Ah, I just wanna feel good.
Yeah.
But that’s bad, saying you wanna feel good.
I wanna feel good.
Sorry.
I’ll lend you my face—no, no.
Dude, this is bad.
This is bad. Ughhh.
Ugh, oh.
Ugh.
Ah.
Ah, oh!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, I’ll just drop a banana or something.
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, face.
Hey, look.
Like this? Eh? Why on a day off?
Wearing sweets? That’s messed up.
You’re kinda funny, though.
It’s hot.
Not that kind of hot.
What’s wrong? Sorry.
No, I don’t know, that’s wrong.
Even though I’m just going with the flow, look.
Down there.
It’ll shrink in an instant.
I’m just having coffee at the office.
Right, sorry, herding game, my bad.
Ah.
Ugh, ow, it’s like sand down there, hurts.
Ah, wait, ahhh—
Feelings.
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You said you wanted to feel better, right?
I’d die if I didn’t see both sides.
Huh? It’s me, isn’t it?
Pulling both ways.
Ugh, hmm.
Everyone's watching.
So get properly dirty.
What are you trying to get away from?
I'm bursting with it.
Ahahaha.
There, there it is.
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