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It was so funny, I actually thought it was gonna be good.
It was fun, it was fun.
The reactions were hilarious, seriously.
We had a little trouble, you know. Actually, Evie’s shoot was supposed to be like 8 hours, but it ended up being 12.
Yeah, it went over by 12 hours.
Well, it was a good time, though. Good job, everyone.
Finally, we’re here.
Or rather, we’re here.
We’re here, we’re here.
On the ground.
It’s a project where we visit amateurs at their homes.
I just wanted to have fun and come back happy.
Out of all the "On the Ground" projects we’ve done…
I came with the intention of going in with a different energy.
More like a back-and-forth,
While we were just chatting and stuff,
It was fun.
I haven’t really done much of that earthy stuff before,
Like, I’ve mostly done expressions like that, but this was pretty much my first time,
I prefer being the aggressor, so, you know,
I’ve mostly done the pure, innocent type, but I think I got to show a new side of myself,
I’m satisfied.
I was watching how they reacted,
Trying to figure out what worked, how to approach them,
I enjoy doing it that way, feeling it out,
I just go for the erotic,
The playful, the mischievous,
I try to keep it devilish,
Mostly because I just like doing that more.
Gonna have more fun next time, for sure.
I mean, it was our first time working together, so…
Like, I was wondering what kind of moves to make—
Kinda feeling my way through it, you know?
I didn’t fully enjoy myself, I guess.
I kinda regret that.
We were so serious in the first take, huh? Yeah, true.
Me too, first take. Well, yeah, that’s right.
Was it our first time with multiple people? Two women?
Two women was a first.
Speaking of the flow right now…
I think I had the most fun in the last scene.
Old man sex.
Yeah, the old man sex was actually pretty good. Well, when it was old man sex…
I was just saying how gross it was.
But I really felt like "Ew, this is so cringey!"
But that’s what made it so funny.
I think we made a good movie, you know? *Shut up.*
I think we made a good movie.
But I kinda thought it was cute, too.
That old guy’s reaction—his hobbies are games and clothes.
Well, of course, games. He was originally in the game industry, so…
He used to work with metal parts, and he says he does music editing now.
Music editing, and instruments.
Omelet, somen noodles.
Rice porridge.
Nope, I can eat pretty much anything, you know?
Cauliflower, shellfish, mollusks, offal…
Fish roe—when I go to sushi, I just eat sashimi.
*Li○○ens*… well, even a stonecutter, you know?
So, I got caught on camera, and if it was a high-end brand, I'd be a golden retriever for life.
If it was just a regular clothing brand…
Probably most people wouldn’t know, but there’s this brand called "Merci Lady"…
Someone who’s considerate.
Someone who’s selfish, or self-centered.
Someone you just can’t see as a person.
Selfish people are just… not cool.
Even if *we* were selfish, it wouldn’t make us good people.
14 years old? Really?
His boyfriend’s house when he was in 7th grade? 7th graders are 13, right?
Some people start way earlier, don’t they? You guys are seriously sluts.
No, no, it was a foursome.
With a guy, a girl, and a friend’s place…
We were playing mahjong while drunk…
Drinking and playing mahjong with four people.
What’s the deal? What’s the deal with sex when you’re so serious about fighting?
True, there were four of them.
I was in the dressing room.
I work in music, so I know band guys.
Dressing rooms, hotels, houses…
Not like a three-way, but switching between them—that’s the weirdest part.
You’re such a slut.
No way, if they’re too hot, what they say doesn’t matter.
Yourself.
Well, I think I’m the only one living life to the fullest, more than anyone else.
Cool.
I don’t think that at all.
I don’t know, maybe I’ll break the ice and say it first.
I’d like to try more group stuff. I haven’t really done much group play before.
Girl? Guy?
Woman
When there are a lot of girls, it’s like blaming one person…
I kinda wanna try something like a yolk party (egg yolk fetish)
Like, hardcore in-flight mode—just non-stop attacking in the air
I feel like I’m gonna die
Sounds fun. I wonder what the reaction will be
Working in the AV industry
Things you realize when you become an AV actress
I get to go to all sorts of sets…
That’s why I think the makeup artists are amazing
The ADs are amazing, the directors are amazing…
The producers are amazing too—just gives me reasons to think everyone’s incredible
I’ve seen a lot, so I kinda want to be involved somehow
For now, becoming the kind of woman I think is wonderful
Because you can really see a completely different side of them for the first time.
I think people who watched it probably understood some things about me,
and there are still things they don’t know, but I’m just happy they got to know those parts.
Thank you for buying it.
I think this work—or rather, the series—is pretty popular,
so maybe this is the first thing some of you have seen of me.
I don’t usually make stuff like this,
so I’m glad you’re interested in me because of it.
It looks like you’re having fun, and I think my personality really shines through more than usual.
I hope you enjoy this work while also checking out my other stuff.
Thanks for using it.
You went all out, huh?
I thought you’d be even more outrageous.
Should I take off some clothes or something?
Thank you.
ありがとうございました
Thank you for today.
Yes, that’s the end.
Good work.
Good job.
(Sentence continues)
Can I have your name?
I’m Yuri Yuki.
Did I get close?
Seriously, same last name, Yuki!
You’re like, the fifth one today, right?
Why did you come for this project? It looked fun.
How many years has Ruki been doing this normally?
I debuted in August, so… yeah.
It’s almost been a year since we started shooting.
I heard you’re a nice person today.
I was assigned the nutcracker role, but it feels like a bad image.
No way.
That’s exactly the kind of kid we want! The more blunt they are, the better their personality.
So today’s segment is… the producer said I was the one with the best personality.
What kind of outfit should I wear? Like a K-pop idol or something?
Well, it’s kinda K-pop idol-ish.
But it doesn’t really give off a "good personality" vibe, does it?
I chose it myself. No, wait, personality.
Oh well, it’s fine.
Today’s segment is an otaku visit.
Yeah.
What’s my ranking?
Once, with boobs.
Not exactly amateur, but it’s like being in a guy’s house and taking over the neighborhood.
Let’s do our best.
Let's go.
So, it’s okay to come up with a plan like this after just 4 or 5 minutes?
Right?
Isn’t it because you can?
Probably. Yeah, yeah.
You don’t seem like a bad person at all.
No, it wasn’t like that. No, well, if they said it was just a coincidence…
I don’t know if you’d get taken advantage of, but you seem like a really nice person who doesn’t humble themselves.
No need to be humble. See, once you start getting praised…
You have to respond to it. If you didn’t think you’d get noticed, you wouldn’t come out.
Right here. I like this side of the wall.
Yamaru-san, excuse me.
Yamaru-san.
There’s the real thrill of an otaku visit, Yamaru-san.
Look this way.
Ding-dong! That’s the best part, isn’t it?
Here you go.
*Itadakimasu* (Let’s eat).
Nice house, huh?
Looks like a designer’s mansion, so stylish.
I think it’s stylish.
Probably not.
Nah, it’s different. Feels like bean sprouts.
Thank you.
Ready?
Let’s go in.
Please.
*Tsuchi-ashi* (shoes on). Don’t worry about it.
UV home visits are…
…just normal.
Yeah, right?
Let’s go.
Awesome.
Cute room! You have a cat.
It’s so tiny—yakisoba’s over there.
I’m starving.
We’ve got tempura here.
You really love food, huh? You planning to eat it all?
Adorable.
Such a stylish room.
He’s really eating properly.
The cat’s…
He’s amazing! But we haven’t introduced ourselves yet, have we?
My name’s Aizawa.
I’m Yuukirino.
Rino-san
You're so cute!
It’s hard to tell when we’re all together like this.
Nice to meet you!
So pretty!
This cushion is so cute! So adorable!
*Erosu* (Eros - a name, possibly referencing the Greek god of love)
I wonder if I’m popular…
So lame.
Don’t worry about it, it’s fine.
Don’t stress about it; there are times like this.
You’re popular, yeah?
Two of them came, after all.
You’re in the middle of a popularity boom!
I’m in a popularity phase right now.
No need to call it "Eros" or anything.
Try spraying some perfume now.
You *are* wearing it, aren’t you?
Only for when it’s time to win.
Today’s the day we win, so…
Gotta wear it.
Not *there*—put it *here*.
Like this…
A little dab on the wrist.
Just tap, tap, tap.
The scent gets *super* strong.
One pump.
On the cheek.
That smells amazing, doesn’t it?
It smells great—doesn’t it feel like it’s *sticking* to you?
My wrist's killing me.
I’ll grab a drink, so just wait a sec.
Where, where? What’s there?
There’s fruit.
I don’t drink soda, so which one…?
What’s *water*?
Yeah, where’s that?
There are two with water—do you want water?
You did good, though.
I was thinking of having tea.
Thanks.
No, no, you gotta hold it properly.
Here, take it—how do you even pick it up?
It’s not standing up right.
What?
It’s so tickly!
This place is amazing.
You got lipstick on you.
Cute.
You dropped it—pick it up properly.
He’s running like crazy.
Then let’s three of us toast.
You opened it for me.
You’re so kind.
Even though we’re tied, you’re still doing the gentlemanly thing.
Excuse me—ladies first.
Let’s toast—cheers!
Which one’s your type?
Eh? Which one?
How about something less vague?
I like it, though.
Looks-wise…
So, if we add them up and divide by two…
What?
You’re totally my type.
Ah, amazing.
Yeah, I’ll watch it for you.
Like a cool guy?
This is the best stage ever.
Garigari…
I thought the same thing.
This part’s weak?
You can touch what I was doing earlier, just a little.
Gotta stretch properly.
Ugh, that’s gross.
You can do it, you can do it.
Aren’t you standing up yet?
You’ve lost all strength.
Try, come on.
You threw that so cool just now.
Yeah, you were totally killing it on stage.
You can do it, you can do it.
You’re shaking so bad.
Your underwear is lame.
After taking it off so cool like that…
But this…
Your underwear.
パンツ
I got it as a remittance from back home.
Even dorkier than that.
Whoa, my mom’s such a good person.
Yeah, she sends rice and underwear.
She sends rice and underwear?
That’s pretty specific.
There’s more, right?
Let’s at least film it for Mom.
A greeting that she’s doing well.
A video letter, huh?
Look over there!
Do your best, do your best!
Mom, right now I’m…
Getting my nipples
Stroked by Ro-san and Ai-san.
Thanks to Mom for giving birth to me,
Thanks to Mom for letting me live alone,
Thank you.
I’m in such an embarrassing state,
I wonder if she’ll be happy seeing this?
I think she’ll be happy—this is crazy.
All thanks to her, this is crazy.
Want a kiss?
Want me to lick you too?
Fingers aren’t enough,
Watch how I do it with my hands,
Not here,
Teeth,
You should throw up.
吐きちょうがいい
I'm hooked.
How’s the look?
This is insane.
Feels so good.
Amazing.
Nipples are tight.
Stomach’s
Bare.
Did you boil the neck first? Properly?
What now?
Your hips are moving—so cute.
Let’s get right to it.
It’s hot in here.
Let’s juice you up down there.
Don’t wanna kiss?
Can't stand it?
Whoa, what’s going on? You’re dragging me in too?
Oh, wow.
Pocky-san.
Gonna let it out.
I really want a dick.
I want it.
Cute.
Even though you haven’t touched me.
Yeah, you haven’t touched me. You really love wrists, huh?
She took it off.
Wait, no way, it’s sticking out! It’s so cute!
What’s going on?
Her back’s cute too.
I can see her panties.
Those shoes are so cute! Seriously, amazing, right?
So cute! But, you know, that outfit is pretty wild too.
It’s really showing a lot.
The way it’s showing is kinda crazy.
That’s why I like Aoi-chan.
She’s touching herself, touching herself—
What’s up with that?
It’s fine, right? If you touch here, it’ll probably be good, definitely.
You’ve been watching too much AV. Yeah, true.
Stand up.
Just like this, on top of this.
So this is the stage after all.
What a sight, right now! Look—
Whoa.
This is hilarious. Doesn’t seem like mine.
But since these pants were sent with this umbrella, if I take them off, I won't have another pair.
I want to take them off, but it's tight?
It's coming out, look—right here.
It's not that tight since you're late.
Wanna take them off?
I want to take them off myself.
Then I'll read it for you.
Awesome.
Listen, listen—hey? Yeah, the delivery pickup is here for Aizawa-kun.
Why say that? This isn’t something useless.
No, wait—that’s the one—I need it, I need it.
This one? Both?
I need even more.
More.
If I'm told to choose one, which one should I pick?
Eh, which one?
Do I have to?
If I have to, I can’t.
Can’t do it. Too risky.
I’m recording.
Ah…
'Cause the 5-yen thing is at my place.
Then I’ll take half, too.
Fine.
I’ll give it to you.
Where’s this?
Not too crowded.
The height’s…
Good enough, right?
Cool.
It's okay, I'll take this for you.
You’re so spoiled.
I owe my mom big time.
How long are you going to keep saying that?
It’s all thanks to my mom.
Thanks for giving birth to me.
Properly.
Thanks.
My back’s already giving out.
No good?
It feels good.
Leave it to me.
Here, thrust it out more.
Keep that clueless face on.
It can’t be helped since it’s everyone.
Cute.
You’re really putting your all into it, huh?
Is it no good?
I’ll stop, I’ll stop.
I’ll stop.
A-san.
You’ll go under, A-san will go under.
You’ll go under, cute.
This is bad, right?
I can read everything, this is bad, this is bad.
Just hang in there, hang in there. Okay, here.
Give me a little.
Okay, here.
I’ll hold it for you, here.
Hang in there, hang in there!
Just bear with it, bear with it.
Dangerous.
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That was close!
Let’s go to bed for now.
I’ll borrow it—just kidding, I’ll take it. Beds are okay to take, right?
Can’t decide.
How about rock-paper-scissors? Oh, let’s do rock-paper-scissors?
This side.
Why?
You didn’t want to get in? You’re asking me?
You’re asking me?
This is getting crazy. Clothes.
Let me in.
No way. Whoa, this outfit is wild.
You’re such a tease.
Let's try taking the button off.
Is that where it's stuck?
I’ve never seen that before.
No way, that’s super cute!
Whoa—
Seriously.
Nope.
Let’s try putting this on.
It’s so hard to put on, put it on, put it on for me, hurry up and put it on!
You can do it, you can do it—can you get it on?
Ugh, that’s rough.
Feels good.
It’s going in.
Looks like it feels good.
So good.
Looks good to hold.
Amazing.
That’s a reward, right?
Does it feel good?
Are you happy?
What?
Like boobs.
Wanna see?
So huge.
G-cup right now.
Looks amazing from below. Seems like it.
Wanna drink?
I’ll give you a sip.
You’re definitely enjoying it, huh?
What?
Hugging me like that…
What’s wrong with that?
You shouldn’t go yet.
He’s really trying hard to drink.
He’s about to spill.
Do your best!
You can do it!
Good luck!
I’ll be waiting.
Go, go, go!
How do you want to try?
You can’t relax like this.
You’re trying so hard, trying so hard… shouldn’t you just *let go*?
You’re not even moving your hips at all.
Do your best!
You're getting better! Is your hip movement faster this time?
I see.
Come on, try! Try, try!
Not quite, almost!
Good, that feels good.
Good, good.
Shake that hip more.
Good, good.
Hands.
What’s wrong?
Make it feel even better.
Do your best—I’ll push you from behind.
Keep going, shake those hips!
Keep at it!
Amazing!
Good luck, you got this!
Is that serious?
You’re gonna do it, right?
You got this!
Come on, come on, do it more!
Do your best, do your best!
That’s pretty good, that’s pretty good!
I can’t let a girl go like this.
You got this!
I told you earlier, Ai wasn’t going.
I didn’t say that.
You got this, come on!
Do your best, do your best! Rino’s going!
I already told you that!
Don’t slack off, that’s pretty good.
Come on, give it more!
That spot feels so good.
Try harder—you’re not even getting yourself off.
Do your best, it feels good.
Do your best, do your best!
Oh, yeah, that’s it!
I remember it feels good.
I think I’m gonna—
You got to that point, why stop?
You haven’t even gone all the way yet.
No way!
I didn’t say that! You’re totally wrong!
My nipples got touched, and I can’t move.
I’ll do it for you over there. Come on, let’s go.
But you always end up back here.
You really made it a memorable one, didn’t you?
Watch closely, okay?
*Peck peck*
What do you think?
Come on, come on
Try moving it down hard
That feels good
Do your best, keep going
No good?
This feels amazing
Feels so good
This spot is so good, seriously
I’m gonna lose it, I’m gonna lose it here
I don’t even know which one’s getting more out of this
Aah, this is so good, so good, so good—I’m gonna come, I’m gonna come
That’s amazing, look!
You were able to use that feeling, that good feeling, well, that’s great.
And you made sure to use *me* too.
Is that Ren?
You’re greedy.
You’re the greedy one.
True, come on, try going that way.
Do your best, do your best!
Your back’s sticking out, isn’t it?
Like before,
You got taken down.
Come on, come on, no, that’s not it.
You’re good, keep going, keep going!
I’m still nowhere near there.
Keep trying, you’re using it, you’re using it!
Hang in there, hang in there!
I’ll push you from behind!
Hang in there, hang in there!
Do your best, do your best!
Hang in there, hang in there!
This is bad, this is bad!
Looks like it’s moving! Come on, come on!
Looks like it’s going!
Hang in there, hang in there! Do your best!
Do your best!
It’s coming out!
Wow.
Let’s get it out now.
Ah, so slippery…
Ugh.
Just got hurt.
Look, look—
Ticklish?
Hang in there, hang in there! You’re gonna flash us!
No way!
Feels so good.
No way!
Your shoulder’s out? Come on, come on—
Your face?
You totally face-planted.
You face-planted, didn’t you?
What happened?
That was so much fun earlier.
You were trying to look cool, but it just made it worse.
Yeah, definitely.
'Cause I’m just a bean sprout, after all.
Okay, next stop, bar number two.
Yeah, let’s go.
I wonder if they’ll be okay… Two of them look pretty tough.
I can’t even tell where she went—she’s such a good-natured girl.
Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter what she’s wearing.
So, anything else you wanna do?
Oh, I’ve got something I wanna do—just a sec.
I’m gonna open my bag.
She opens her bag like this… She’s *definitely* into this.
Heave-ho.
*Teru teru bōzu*! (Rain prayer chant)
A strap-on, huh?
Isn’t she amazing? I wanna do her. And she looks strong, too.
That’s a good vibe. You got it.
Next up: strap-on time.
Okay, how about we close this one up and move to the next?
Sounds good. Let’s hit the next house.
Alright, let’s go! Strap-on action time!
Let’s do this!
Go ahead.
Your turn?
Close one.
702, right? Do it while looking at me.
I’m still wearing it, you know.
702.
3, 2, 1—perfect!
Oh, it’s 704. Nice!
Sorry. My bad.
704
I wanna do it, but I just messed up, didn't I?
It just happens, you know?
Yeah, it’s kinda scary.
Alright, let’s go.
Let’s go! This place is nice.
So pretty! They really do live in a nice place.
MOP lives in a good spot, huh? Yeah.
Next up, maybe more bean sprouts?
How’s that? Not that I hate it, but…
You know…
Strong-looking people are… huh?
Strong-looking people don’t come here, do they?
For this shoot, we’re in the countryside.
It’s the countryside. But the reactions were so cute!
Yeah.
It’s kinda cute how even a flashy guy gets taken down.
True, the contrast is cute.
I legit laughed.
Next time, let’s make him even more pathetic.
Let’s go all out, let’s do it!
Let’s go!
Which one?
Here you go. Isn’t this your place?
Here we are. Oh, this is it.
So you wanna knock?
On the count of three!
*Knock knock*
Did it ring? I wonder if it did. Should I try again?
On the count of three!
Sounds like it rang. Here it comes.
Good morning, everyone! Let’s get started!
Yeah!
Heave-ho!
Heave-ho, good morning!
Good morning.
I’m Yuki Rina. Yuki Rina, Yuki Airi.
Both of you are Yuki? Yeah, let’s call each other by our first names.
Rina, Rina-san. Yes, Airi-san.
My name is Saji. Saji-san.
Saji-kun.
It’s probably better to call you Saji-kun. Right?
Please.
Excuse me, could you let me in here?
Small items, you know.
I always go in with a snack, so yeah.
Don’t worry about it, even a real otaku would do that, yeah, a real otaku.
Whoa, this place seriously feels like a guy’s house.
Ah, sorry, it’s a mess.
You’re making dinner here? Just in case.
Yeah, what’s your specialty dish?
Uh, like, vegetable stir-fry or something.
There’s a cup ramen there, so maybe cup ramen?
Cup ramen is your specialty dish.
Where are you from, anyway?
No way, nope.
I’m so happy, so happy, so happy!
This person…
…feels like home.
Getting treated like this.
Ugh.
Your face is totally changing.
Like,
Haha, you’re torturing me, but yeah, true.
Haha.
I haven’t even
Touched you yet, right?
Like, directly?
You want me to touch you directly?
I wanna touch both of you directly, okay? Why not?
Ah, wait, this is embarrassing. Embarrassing. The camera’s fine, though.
No way! This is hilarious! I wanna take off my shoes but…
You don’t usually do that, right?
It looks like a fancy restaurant. I can’t see anything.
I can’t see, yeah. It’s a restaurant. Ah, sorry.
Sorry.
You’re just getting rejected, but you’re feeling it, right? Does it feel good?
You’ve got a lot of nipples.
I’ll touch them gently for you.
I can’t see your face, but wow.
I’m getting really close, seriously.
You’re not getting bitten, are you?
Cute.
Got it?
Yeah.
Ah, it’s gone already.
The ambulance was here earlier.
It’s not because you’re a pervert, but they might take you back with them.
That’d be a problem. That’d be a problem.
It’d ruin it, wouldn’t it? This kind of thing feels good.
You’re getting more and more out of breath, aren’t you?
This is bad.
Seriously bad. This is bad, right? This is bad, bad.
Was an ambulance here earlier?
That’s what I’m seeing.
I can’t see it. Can’t see it?
Seriously.
You don’t get it? You’re so out of it.
I think I’m thirsty.
What’s in my throat? It’s like I just came out of the freezer.
It was the freezer. All we have is booze.
Seriously? We’ve got tons of sake.
What are you drinking?
Maybe you’re right. Maybe you are.
Cheer up. I couldn’t find anything to drink.
Oh man, oh man, sorry.
Again?
Hey, lend me that. Gonna hit the john.
Have fun! Borrowing the bathroom.
This way?
Which way did you put it? Can’t see.
Straight ahead.
Have fun! Here ya go.
Good luck taking it off! Here, here, here.
Okay, done.
See?
Heave-ho.
What?
Should we head back? Nah, too bad.
Give me some space. Heave-ho.
Aw, this is embarrassing… yeah, so embarrassing.
Feels so good.
Okaeri (Welcome home).
Did you let me off easy?
'Cause I’m nice, come here.
Follow me.
Hey, wait.
I’ll lick it for you, so follow me.
Don’t go too deep.
Eh?
What’s what?
I’ll start making noises.
You’re so cute, trembling like that.
I’ll press here for you too.
I’ll loosen you up.
You okay?
Seriously, feeling good?
I can even stand like this
I wanted to
I really wanted to
You look like you’re having so much fun
You’re gonna scream
I got dumped on the shoulder
With that face
Raise your leg
Take off your shoe, raise your leg
Hold it yourself
Good job
It’s getting loose, it’s gonna slip down
Amazing
You’re totally underestimating me.
You want me to put it in again, don’t you?
I’ll put it in for you.
Here, let me do it—hold still.
That’s it.
Right where it goes.
We were together first, right?
Does it feel good? Come on, come on.
Looks good.
Gets heavy easily.
Come up top.
Whoa—!
Amazing.
Slow is better.
Are you happy?
Survive until then? That’s a bit much.
Feels good.
Come on, come on.
So cute.
Okay.
I’ll do it.
I’m really getting into it.
Guess I wanna do it too now.
I kinda wanna go in too.
I’m going in here.
I’m in!
Let me go, you’re a little thick.
You just threw up, right? You’ll be fine.
Shut up already.
I can hear you.
You’re so proper.
You’re really chewing loudly.
Amazing.
Sounds like you’re enjoying it.
Wow, that’s great!
I just told you to keep your voice down.
You’re still loud, aren’t you?
Like a girl, like a girl.
You’re definitely louder than us.
You might not be able to do this anymore if you’re a girl.
That’s amazing.
It’s way down there, isn’t it?
Sounds like you’re enjoying it.
You’re really high up.
That’s so luxurious.
Got it, nice and steady.
There.
Anything?
Emotion.
Bare… here…
…is.
How was it? Earlier.
It was super fun.
I keep saying the same thing. It’s always fun.
You were going all out, huh?
Next time, let’s try something a little different.
You’re like a Korean idol. Nice.
You like Korean idols?
Like I know them, but…
If you ask if I *really* love them, I don’t know.
I don’t really know who’s there. Okay, let’s leave that aside for now.
Let’s go on an otaku visit.
The last one’s an old guy.
Old guy’s signed up. Brr, it’s cold!
This is supposed to be released in May, but it’s January now.
I’m gonna say it. AV work is tough, huh?
Let’s go. Let’s head to the old guy’s place.
And actually, AV shoots usually start at 8, but today we’re doing a bunch of stuff.
It was supposed to start at 12. That’s super late, you know?
Let’s do our best!
The old guy’s house is right here. I wonder if he’s sensitive?
This way, let’s go.
Are you okay?
Alright, this way then?
Straight ahead.
Nice.
Here we are, here we are.
Woo-hoo!
It’s the last one, so we’re sticking to the otaku visit tradition.
Let’s go!
3, 2, 1, Ding-dong!
It’s lighting up.
I wonder what kind of guy he is? Hmm, exciting. Okay, okay.
Here he comes!
Ah, he’s here.
Waiting!
Yeah, definitely. I’ll open it now.
I wonder what kind of entrance he’ll make.
Oh, he’s arrived.
Welcome!
No, no, you're just an old man.
Wait, wait, wait. It’ll bother the neighbors.
Huh?
What’s what?
Just a sec.
Let me show you.
Same window, same.
Eh, wait.
This isn’t a good spot.
The neighbors will see.
Should we just go home then?
Let’s go to the bedroom, the bedroom.
Where’s the bedroom?
But I kinda wanna play outside with you, grandpa.
Come on, come on. No, no can do.
No going out. Shhh!
Why not?
You gonna sleep?
Wait, why is this here? This is kinda bad.
Bedroom.
Second floor.
Your wife’s at her parents’ today. That’s so unfair.
I’m not doing anything wrong.
This is bad, right?
Open it again?
Wow, it’s huge up here.
Where’s your wife at? Huh?
Never mind. This kind of thing…
She has her own room,
a proper room.
Take it off.
It’s boring if nothing changes.
You’ve seen this before, right?
Just a sec…
I’m watching—this is just a girl’s room, though.
Something’s funny… hey, take it off.
It’s cramped in here.
Freebie, right? Can I get in?
You’re still here? The person inside—first, sell me something.
Yeah, I’m here.
It’s totally standing up.
What did you buy? If you kissed her, you’d get a lot.
Looks like a robot.
It’s there, isn’t it?
Okay, okay, I get it.
Hey, weren’t you guys making noise outside earlier? Didn’t you get a little too loud?
There’s a weirdo here.
Neighbor!
Houses are packed tight around here, so...
If a house...
someone trips, they could take out an entire side of it.
Wow.
What’s still going on?
Well, you’re sleeping anyway.
That’s amazing.
It’s like, super hard. This is bad.
What?
Seriously. It’s like, instant...
Ah...
This is bad, isn’t it? That’s you, right?
This fast?
You got it so quick?
No, no, but…
Does it feel good?
Yeah.
Ah…
Whoa, this feels so good.
Whoa, seriously? What feels so good?
Where do you want me to touch you?
Nipples.
How do you like it touched?
Or not?
When we’re kissing, you’re always down there, but, like…
Maybe it’s okay to let you feel good?
What do you want me to do? (MV) John, what do you want me to do?
I wanna see it.
Seriously hilarious.
Yeah.
Look how amazing this is.
What do you want?
Put your face right there on those boobs.
Like this.
Too much, kinda creepy.
This.
Can’t tell if you’re joking.
Like this, kinda.
Is this okay as is?
What?
What? You wanna see?
Kinda creepy, actually.
Seriously, gross.
You can take that as you please.
That was good, wasn’t it?
Look.
All of it.
Sandwiched between.
Feels good.
Rule of thumb.
What? What? I couldn’t breathe.
Hmm.
It’s okay, I’m okay now. It looked like you were about to measure me, right?
Got it.
The resistance period is over because it feels too good—I’m about to go.
Yes.
No.
Let’s go to the room for a bit, poor thing.
She’ll get dirty, so the locker?
The one on the left, this way.
What’s this?
This is the wife’s room.
You’re turning on the light, right?
Okay, okay, I get it.
You don’t have to worry about the lights anymore.
Like AVs, the ones that get darker are more popular.
Amateur stuff’s been getting kinda popular lately.
Really?
MGS…
MGS is popular? What’s MGS?
You don’t know?
You should check it out.
Your hand breathing is weak.
Weak hand breathing? Wait, is your hand breathing weak?
Like this?
No, no, no.
You wanted me to break it, didn’t you?
Your hand breathing is weak, right?
What’s that?
Too intense.
My legs are closing—I won’t run.
Hand breathing is weak.
Let’s open it from the front.
Nice, but no good.
Open the curtain.
I can’t see because it’s dark.
I can hear you.
What are you doing? Just stop.
Just stop. Come on, stand here.
Stage.
Where are you facing? Where do you want to go?
What?
This is weak, right?
This AV is amazing.
A smile that fits two people.
It feels too good.
This one?
Slowly.
Like this?
It’s a little hard, I don’t get the Japanese.
Slow… so that’s how it is.
I get it.
You're not gentle right now, so I can't do handjob.
You're always this amazing.
Special.
Some of the scenes are a little lazy.
Well, yeah, but I don’t really care.
Let’s watch the MV properly.
I’m watching it here alone, where else would I watch it?
It’ll pop out if you touch it.
Because I’m a wild one.
I hate fellatio.
Handjobs are a no-go, right?
It’s just too good.
Wait, so fellatio isn’t pleasurable?
Then let’s skip the fellatio.
No.
No, what?
I want a blowjob.
Please.
Just a blowjob is fine, right? Wait, if it’s not just a blowjob, what else would you do?
There are things we can show each other, things only two people can do.
Double?
What’s that?
From both sides.
Isn’t that greedy? A blowjob from two people.
A simultaneous blowjob.
I’ll do it. This is awesome.
It actually happened.
Feels good.
You’re something else.
Double.
Luffler's the best!
Eww—dream come true?
Double luffler
Reverse double, right? What are you even saying?
What are you even saying? I can’t understand old man talk.
Sounds like old man talk.
It’s really getting hard, isn’t it?
Come on, come on
Huh?
What’s what?
You’re lying down—watch out, watch out
Where are you going? Ah—wait a sec
Oh, it’s really getting hard now.
Too fast
It’s already in—already in.
Ahh...
Boobs...
She’s really going at my boobs!
Aren’t you happy?
She’s like, some kind of... Oda Nobunaga’s little girl or something.
Yeah, but she’s got her eyes closed!
So intense...
What?
I love you.
Dragon...
Feels so good...
Kinda weird...
Amazing...
Okay? Hey, real slow...
Ahh, feels so good...
This feels good… No, it’s the slow pace that feels good.
Like this…
Yeah, slow and steady… Should I slow down even more for you?
This is nice.
Let me take a look… You’re really doing it right.
I can see everything down there.
It’s already all the way in.
I just went in a little too far.
This feels amazing… San, you’re doing this to me?
I’m not.
You’re asking mean questions… I haven’t done this in like 20 years, so…
Oh, it’s been *super* long for *you* too, hasn’t it?
So, you don’t want it all the way in?
You’re okay with just going in a little?
All the way in… huh?
Dude.
You’re like a dog.
You’re going way too fast, Yucchan! This feels amazing.
It’s getting hard, man.
Aww, I’m happy.
What’s up? Hold on, I think I’m about to—
You’re already done?
That was intense! Let me finish up for you.
Too rough! Slow down!
Does it feel good?
I’m too busy with your boobs to listen.
Huh?
You wanna do something?
This is insane.
Why did you start so rough? It’s slippery—ugh, so rough.
Is this supposed to feel good?
I’ll do it for you—I’ll be totally honest and gross.
Even this part is kinda gross, but also a little cute.
Yeah, you might actually be looking a little cute now.
Whoa, you’re way too fragile.
What is this?
Breaking the 2nd rule…
You’re acting like an AV actor.
An AV actor?
Could I become a "shimi dog" (a slang term for someone who’s easily aroused)?
It’s over.
No way, Mikeneko-san.
Everyone’s a symbol, you know?
Even so…
I did it properly.
It’s not like I don’t like it, is it? It’s actually pretty good.
I kinda wanna try it.
I’m a little weird, but yeah, probably.
What do you think, old man?
Feels good.
My hole’s totally visible, isn’t it?
Delicious.
I’m not even listening anymore, just focus on me.
Yum!
Huh?
I feel like I’m gonna come.
Too bad.
What kind of Thai food do you like, old man?
Probably the fancy stuff.
That’s way too scary. That kind of hip-shaking looks lame.
I'll let you know.
Awesome.
Sweaty.
You’re working so hard.
And yet you’re so loud. You’re just trying to get tired, aren’t you?
Don’t be cheeky. Even your old man knows that about me.
What should I do?
From behind?
Wild! A wild way to break it.
Hurry up and get in.
Creepy.
You’re turning into an old man already.
This is good.
That’s nothing, I’ve got this.
Doesn’t feel good. Amazing, amazing.
You’re kinda full of yourself, huh? How’s it feel?
But you’re right on the money—good job!
Guess there’s something to being an old guy.
Maybe I could even make my own AV.
Could I get serious? Nah, forget it.
Whoa—wait a sec.
Don’t move, okay? Just now.
What?
You got a foot up my ass? What’s going on? What’s going on?
I can’t hear you.
I was just starting to get into it…
Here.
5
4
3, 2, 2.
5, 6, 11
12, 13
14, 15
16
Do your best!
Get pumped like you did earlier!
Do your best!
You didn’t say "pump it up" like before!
Do your best, come on!
Do your best! Keep going, keep going!
Why do you get so deflated so quickly?
Is it over?
I’ll be waiting.
You won’t get a timeout, will you?
I wonder if I can get in.
I'm in.
You're not taking your pants off?
Check out how smooth he is.
This is seriously gross.
You wanted to see it?
Hey, old man, I only have one thing on my mind right now.
Lucky you, you got a hard-on, huh?
You’re totally being controlled by the girl.
Tasty?
It’s so big, but it’s a waste since you won’t move.
Can’t you move?
But now it’s like my turn, you know?
You still won’t move, huh? Well, let’s make you move then.
Come on, come on.
Look at his butt.
Not really into pancakes.
But I still like them.
I just love big boobs.
Creepy.
You gotta say if it feels good, or I can’t wait to hear it.
You’re moving for me.
I’m moving for you. You’re amazing.
Feels good.
You’re saying it feels good.
You’re sucking on it.
Sucking really hard.
Lower it down. Show me properly.
You’re so great. Amazing.
This is crazy.
I don’t even know what you’re saying.
Come here, old man.
I'm telling you to come here.
Seriously, I'm an old man, Onpa.
How about it?
Onpa, you're the one who pokes people's boobs.
That's true.
You've got nice boobs.
I might not know how to touch them gently.
I know why husbands and old men are unpopular, you know.
That's why you hate it, right?
That's how you want it, isn't it?
You seem to have a learning ability, really.
If you like the old man option, I'll just have to do it, okay?
Yeah, get up.
Here, let me help.
You're moving with it still in there?
It already came out, didn’t it?
I just thought of something…
Did it come out?
You got this!
You just told yourself that, huh?
You got this! Feel good!
I’m still nowhere near there.
Still nowhere near.
Maybe just a little short.
Keep that up!
I’m worried about your stamina, old man.
You can do it! You can do it!
You really are a quick learner, aren't you?
You have a knack for picking things up fast.
That's because you're a cool uncle, after all.
Thanks for being so kind.
Keep it up! Keep it up, Japanese salaryman!
You got this! You got this!
Amazing! Amazing!
Do your best! Keep going!
Retreat!
Let's go! Here, here—
My heart's pounding!
You're an uncle, so be careful, okay?
Don’t go dying on me!
Think you can make it in?
You just went in there, didn’t you?
Hang in there, hang in there!
Yeah, got it, got it!
It’s slipping, it’s slipping! Come on, get it in!
What are you doing?
Got the meat!
You’re really going for it, huh?
I thought it was gonna fall off!
Gently, gently, move it!
Faster!
You were the one telling me to hang in there just now!
That’s right.
Aren’t you trying too hard?
I’m still good.
Monster!
It’s yours.
Like my own instructor, huh?
You got this!
Feels good!
This one!
Grandpa!
I’m gonna explode!
I’m okay, I’m just visiting my parents. I’ll stop today.
Huh? The camera’s here? I’ll stop, so it’s fine.
No, I can’t stop. I’m gonna explode, so it’s fine.
I still gotta push. I still gotta push, okay?
I’m fine.
OKAY! Thank you!
Hey, mister, the camera…
Hand it over.
Morning, mister.
Hey, Uncle! I'm back!
I was gonna say the same thing.
Tastes good?
So creamy!
This is insane.
Wanna sandwich it between my boobs?
Get in position.
Good girl.
Yeah, go wild.
Feels good.
Whoa.
You're already in it.
You're twitching.
How’s it feel?
Good? Almost there.
That feels good.
You’re moving your hips on your own, huh? Yeah, you’re really floating.
It’s super bumpy.
It’s rock hard.
You can tell, right?
Even old man Ika Hazuki can tell.
Wanna try it like this?
It’s not that big, so I’m not too confident.
With Parisian fishing, it’s not about size.
Feeling, feeling? What do you mean?
Go ahead, lower it, hips.
You’ve got this.
What’s with the foreshadowing from earlier?
Please.
Does it feel good? Yeah, ah…
My hair's all messed up.
Wow.
Her hips are moving.
You like what I said earlier, huh?
You’ve got such a wild look on your face.
This is crazy.
She’s really going for it.
Hang in there! Oh, you can still go!
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