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Yes, sorry.
Understood.
This is the area, right? Almost there.
I’m heading to the parking lot over there.
I’m Naoh.
Thank you.
Quite loud.
I’m keeping it hidden, but I’ll listen for a bit.
Good work.
That’s the one.
Here you go.
That soil.
Your feet should be fine.
Please, go inside.
The sofa is fine, fine.
You good? I’ll take my shoes off for now.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Seems like you live a pretty wild life.
Really?
To help you relax…
I’d also like to take your bag and jacket.
I’d like to keep those for you.
Can’t you just say?
You can’t say it?
You’re beautiful.
My job is more like a side hustle…
I’m a full-time housewife.
I’m currently unemployed.
Well, yeah, you’re a full-time housewife.
Yeah, she was that guy’s wife, right?
That’s right. Just wondering, what were you doing before?
I was just thinking of going shopping.
Sorry, just in the middle of it, but that girl of mine is heading to kindergarten now, so…
Oh, is that so? That’ll take a bit of time, then.
No problem at all! Not at all.
So, do you have kids?
Yeah, I have a five-year-old daughter.
And how long have you been married?
Next month will be five years.
A veteran, huh?
But until last year, I was working too.
Oh, I see. So, what kind of place is it?
Just a regular hospital reception.
I work in medical administration.
I see.
I was worried I might be making my daughter feel lonely.
So I quit and now I’m home every day.
I see.
Because he’s my husband.
What kind of person is he?
It’s not like it was some grand meeting or anything.
Yeah.
More like a friend of my childhood friend’s husband.
Through an introduction.
I’m asking you because…
Do you have any secrets for beauty or health?
Nah, I don’t even go myself.
Especially not for exercise.
Unless you count being strong…?
I have a dog, so...
I guess I walk every day for walks.
Oh, you do? A dog?
Yes.
What breed is it?
Type.
I have two dogs, actually.
Both are Chihuahua-Dachshund mixes.
Ugh, Chihuahua-Dachshund mixes.
Chihuahua-Dachshund mixes.
A mix of Chihuahua and Dachshund.
Ah.
The cute part is...
Yeah, they’re pretty common these days.
I see.
Is that the dog's name?
Umm, the older one is Una.
And the younger one is El.
Una, Una, yeah.
NANO, sounds good. They’ll definitely ask about the color, right?
Really? Oh, no, that’s not what I meant.
I appreciate it, if you don’t mind.
Maybe Una was just a little…
Kind of like an eel, so with the color and stuff.
And she was pretty clingy before, but she’s fine now.
She hated being held when she was little—when you’d pick her up, she’d…
Wriggle and squirm like this.
Like a wriggling eel dog, you know?
So that’s how Una got her name. I see.
That’s the Una I was talking about.
Because it was wavy like that,
It looks great!
What about El-chan?
She was so tiny, so I got an S size.
The exact opposite of El, sorry, but
Not at all.
It’s so lame, but does it come across that you really love dogs?
Yeah, I guess so.
When I go out with my daughter, I dress a bit more casually, though.
But
When I’m alone, it’s like this.
I see.
You really suit the role, so much.
I interviewed you before, but
Not that I’m asking you to do anything, but…
You have a proposal? A proposal?
Could I possibly film you in a tight skirt?
A tight skirt?
Yes, just let me take a quick shot of your tight skirt.
This one?
The one I’m wearing.
That’s right.
If I take a shot of your tight skirt… Wait, what’s this?
Modeling fee.
I’ll shoot it with this camera. That’s right, that’s right.
A few different styles of tight skirts.
Just the tight skirts.
Seriously, only five minutes more.
Just that much.
Okay?
Nervousness
I’ll leave it where you can see it.
Looks okay.
Really? That’s amazing.
How tall are you, anyway?
You’re tall, aren’t you?
It’s fine.
You wanted a little more, huh?
You wanted a little more? I see.
What’s it like in the back? The back?
Yes, turn around.
Let me just take the skirt off for a sec.
Thank you. May I see it?
Excuse me, sorry.
Seriously?
Yeah, it looks great in that outfit, perfect for the title.
You two look *so* good together.
I’ve never been told that.
Has nobody ever said that to you?
Not really.
My husband isn’t really into my fashion choices.
Oh, really?
You’re so pretty, it’s a waste.
Are you okay?
Sorry, so…
Just lie down on that sofa.
You’re going to lie down here?
Yeah, on the sofa, with your butt facing this way.
Just flop over sideways.
Completely horizontal.
Face this way.
Which side is it?
At home.
What is it?
It feels strange, doesn’t it?
Like something’s off.
Lie more on your side. More?
Turn your butt completely toward me, okay?
Lie down more on your side.
Shoes.
Is this how you log in? Like this? Right?
Bend your knees a little more.
Bring them up to your chest.
Like this far.
Not at all.
It’s so beautiful!
Like this…
Do you ever dress like this?
Nah.
Really? It’s good for stretching, too.
Open it.
Are you sure?
It’s fine.
Sorry for bothering you.
Letting myself escape…
Face this way…
Like this…
I already flopped down.
I’m totally fine.
Bring your knees up to your chest.
My left foot too...
Can’t see it...
Or maybe I can’t see it—I’ve only been looking at your skirt.
So, then...
Should I get on all fours? Can I have you paint it for me?
Ah, right here. Yes.
Ah, got it.
What’s that?
No, no—what’s stopping you? The bigger, the better.
It’s so beautiful.
My own...
Ah, doing it myself—been doing it since I was a kid.
Yeah, big. Real big.
Bigger is better, right?
Is that so? Okay.
Why would *you* think *I'd* side with *you*?
A friend?
To *me*?
It’s kinda embarrassing to admit, but…
Even if you *knew*,
Please, just *eat it*. Absolutely.
Dude, your *ass* is something else. That line’s *fire*.
Just *stay* here.
So, no fancy living for you. Okay, I’ll keep it a secret. End of story.
Yeah, that’s it.
That kitchen’s not *it*—I can do *that* part, no problem. Just gotta feel it, you know?
I’ve got a family, so I’m kinda leaning toward someone like *you*.
Nah, I need an *older* woman. You’re too young.
I need an *older* woman. That’s how my *heart* is.
The situation.
This is it.
It was a little less.
Hello. Are you okay? Just a moment, just a moment of your time.
I’m back. Just a second, is that okay?
A moment of your time. Sorry, could I have just one minute?
Just a minute. I’m looking for someone to record an interview right now.
If you don’t mind, that is. No, just a sec—
That kind of thing.
I’m not really good with that. But honestly, a minute or two would be fine.
Got it. How about this? By the way,
Yes, are you married? Excuse me,
Yes.
Oh, you’re married. Yes, I’m actually looking for my wife right now.
Is that so?
That’s right. Do you live around here?
Yeah, it’s just a little further down.
Really? If you don’t mind, I’m, well, an older woman.
No, no, I’m not that bad at it. No problem at all.
Or how about the beautiful wife’s perspective?
No, no, that’s not—
A marriage life survey.
When would you like to do it?
I haven’t finished up around the house yet.
So, if you could just come over for a bit—if it gets too much later—
I’d be fine even then. I mean,
But I’ve got things to do afterward.
I probably can’t walk for too long.
I don’t think I can register if it’s too far, but it’s totally fine.
It’s less than a five-minute walk. Really?
Yeah, I might take a look. Just… a little bit, if that’s okay.
Thanks.
Hey, wanna hang out for a bit?
Could you come over here? It's over *that way*.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
That really helped a lot.
By the way…
What’s your last name?
Emi. Emi-san.
Yes, thank you. Just a sec…
If no one gets caught, uh… maybe I should just…
I figured everyone’s busy at this hour.
Yeah, probably. Sorry.
Thanks.
Car.
Ah, yeah, in the car.
I’m just tidying up a bit. Oh, is that so? Yeah, here you go, here you go.
Yeah, go ahead and open it.
Please, go inside.
Here.
You can wear shoes in here, it’s fine. Yeah, it’s okay.
Yes, thank you.
Are you okay? Yeah, okay. So, um…
I’d like you to relax a bit, so just your jacket and some luggage.
Ah, in that basket.
Ah, got it.
Thank you.
Yeah, don’t worry about it at all.
Wow, someone’s taking pictures. Ah, no, it’s fine.
Just, uh, for the record, you know.
So, I need to gather them, huh?
It’s not some kind of writing thing anymore.
Ah, another interview-style video, huh?
Oh, here it is. Okay, so first of all…
Thanks in advance! Ah, you got it!
So, first off…
I’d like you to give a self-introduction. Okay?
Self-introduction… huh.
Your last name, please. And, uh, if you don’t mind, your age…
And your occupation. Got it.
Um…
I’m Emi.
Right. Um…
I just turned 37.
It’s a little embarrassing, but…
Oh, is that so? Yeah.
I can’t see anything at all. Oh, really?
You don’t say.
Is that so?
So, you’re in your late 30s/early 40s, right?
You’re hitting the "Ara-forties"! That’s amazing.
Yes.
I see.
Yes, and your profession is…
I’m a full-time housewife now.
Just a housewife—just taking care of the house.
I see. So, you can’t do that, is that right?
I see.
Married?
Yes, I am.
Married, yes. How long have you been married?
About five years, I think.
Yes, and by the way…
Oh, I’m single now.
Single, huh? That’s pretty normal, I guess.
I have a five-year-old boy…
Ah, I see.
That’s great! Yeah, he’s just the right age.
He’s so cute. Yeah, he’s almost at elementary school age.
Congratulations! Thank you.
Still a ways off. Still a ways off. Yeah, about a year more.
Well…
My husband’s just a regular guy.
A regular guy, yeah, a regular person.
Really? Yeah, a salaryman.
Well, I guess so.
Oh, I see. So you work?
But if you don’t mind me asking, does that mean you live around here?
That’s amazing.
I don’t know how to put it, but things have gotten luxurious.
No, no, it’s actually my husband’s family’s property.
Oh, really? Is that so?
Outside, yeah.
I see. Yes, it’s lovely.
I see. Yes, it’s wonderful.
Yeah, I guess having a house does make you feel secure.
What kind of place is it?
Wow, uh, the post office.
The post office? Hold on, a package…
A package.
Yeah.
I see.
Right, well…
No, I already sent it, so… yeah, that’s right.
No, it’s totally fine. No, not at all.
I can wake up like a champ, you know? You don’t say?
I wonder, really.
Beautiful, you say? Thank you.
Any secrets to staying so beautiful?
Beauty secrets, huh?
Things I try to be careful about… I wonder.
Maybe it’s…
Ever since I got married, my mom’s been…
Yeah, she made me eat brown rice.
Oh, I have to adjust to that.
Makes sense, Mom.
But it seems good for your health.
Yeah, maybe that’s about it.
Do you live together? Oh, together, together.
Is that so?
The secret to beauty is brown rice, huh? I’ll match Mom.
Ah, that’s good. Not flakes, though.
Definitely Japanese food.
Today, right?
I need to change.
Mr. Okubo, you’re always dressed so nicely.
I guess you’d call it "coordinating."
Yeah, I don’t really…
I need to look a little more put-together.
You never know what the neighbors will say.
I see, I see.
I have some dislikes, you know.
It must be really tough.
Yeah, she’s the kind of wife who’s always on top of things.
Yeah, the tight skirt…
Could I get a shot of it? Huh?
A skirt?
*Tees* Detroit *Urgence*
Congratulations. I see.
Until it disappears, a consultation…
Just a little bit?
Eh?
No, that’s tomorrow, *chaque*.
Is that also bad?
Yeah. Just the skirt? Just the skirt.
Just using it is fine, right? Thank you! Even if it's true, that's already…
A fair exchange, Arthur. I always say this to people, but I can't just take a skirt, you know?
Oh, really? Thanks, I appreciate it. Well then…
I’ll leave it here for you. Thanks! So, first, you can stand if you like.
Okay, understood. Just face…
…that way.
You’re going…
…there, right? Ah, okay, that’s fine. It was close! It looks great on you.
Yeah, the skirt! Your butt looks amazing in it.
It’s in such a good shape.
Seriously, though, those kinds of people are always super happy when they see a skirt.
It’s a bit much, you know? Hey, could you lie down on that sofa for a sec?
Facing this way…
…or something. Power…
Just a regular pen.
Aaaaaah!
My husband never talks about that stuff, so I didn’t expect it.
This is here—stop the booing!
I’m not quite right, so I’ll just sit with my knees up. Sorry.
Here you go.
No way, you look amazing!
I only took the skirt, so the underwear…
Is written on it, but here you go.
That item is a bit rude.
Ah, sorry.
I’m sorr—
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Please. How are you feeling?
Uh…
I don’t like it.
Even if you do it for me.
Are you sure you can handle it?
I wonder…
If you do it, I’ll make fun of you.
Please, I promise!
Eh, no.
That’s why you have to say it, or no one will understand.
Please.
I don’t really like either one.
I’m kinda done with that kind of thing.
I really don’t like it. You don’t like it?
I’ll pay extra. I’ll pay extra.
Please.
That’s why I’m so bad at it—I *love* your butt, okay?
Alright, butt.
Next, let’s get Kyoto down pat. Done.
Done. Please.
Even if you show me this, please. So…
Next time, same time.
Uh, what should I do? For now…
What are we trying, exactly?
Okay, stand up a bit. You good? Watch out!
Head.
I’m fine.
Food.
Won’t be reduced.
I’m already losing…
Sorry, you’re a natural at this.
No.
No, no, no.
You can still do it, huh? Ugh, it’s slipping…
Shi… (breath)
But…
Pineapple juice is supposed to be really watery, right?
Ah, it’s coming out, it’s coming out.
Hey!
Hey, you can still do it, right?
Huh? Still? What’s that supposed to mean?
There’s still some left, isn’t there?
Hey!
Give it all to me.
No, can’t.
Yes.
Of course not! It’s not a "G" thing.
Sorry.
We’ll deliver the vehicle, so it’s fine. Don’t worry, weirdo.
I’ll bring the clothes too. Yes, sorry.
Is now a good time to talk?
You’re leaving? What were you doing?
Were you doing something?
I know.
Really?
I was actually looking for someone like that right now.
I’m doing a little interview about married life, if that’s okay.
Yeah.
If you don’t mind, I was wondering if you could help out.
An interview?
It’s an interview, actually. We’re doing a little one nearby.
It’s about marriage and relationships.
I was hoping you could share some thoughts—
Just a little? Or the opposite?
Well, let’s see…
Like a "bath discovery" moment.
I’m a little embarrassed, so just—
Maybe somewhere else?
It’ll be over soon. We’ve just parked nearby.
But I’m not really—
Oh, no, that’s not true at all.
What should we do?
How about just listening to the story for a bit?
If you’re okay with it, we can—
That’s enough for now. Okay, then, that’s all good.
Are you alright?
Thanks, really. Sorry for suddenly calling out to you.
So, follow me for a bit.
Sorry for suddenly—
Are you okay? By the way, what’s your—
What’s your first name?
Sato Chi.
Thank you.
Okay, it’s just around the corner. Yeah, yeah.
Here, this is the car.
Yes.
The costume’s inside.
Over here—here, please.
Please sit on the far side.
Don’t hesitate, take the middle seat. Yes, okay?
Yes, that was good. Sorry.
So, if you don’t mind, I’d like to hear a little about you.
First, let’s take your coat and bag.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Right away, I’d like you to give me a quick self-introduction.
Yes.
Is just your first name okay? Yes, just your first name, age, and occupation, please.
Yes, my name is Sato Ko.
My age is…
Sixteen.
My occupation is housewife for now.
Oh, really? Does being a housewife mean you’re married?
Yes, I am. I’m married.
Yes, how many years… how many years have we been married?
Married, huh?
Just a sec—eight years, right?
Eight years of marriage, yeah, eight.
Wow.
Here and there, here and there.
A veteran, huh? Nah, I’m still learning.
Still learning? Really?
I see, I see.
Thanks. By the way, do you have any kids?
Just one girl right now.
Six years old, huh? Oh.
Yeah, my daughter…
A girl, yeah.
That’s great—six years old, so she’s in elementary school.
Still.
This year, huh? Oh.
I see, I see.
Yes.
That’s great.
Do you live around here?
Ah, yes, I was just asked.
Nearby, huh? I see.
This place.
I see. Sorry, thanks so much.
Right.
So, it’s about rediscovering the appeal of that beautiful wife of yours.
I’d like to ask you a few things, if that’s okay.
That wife of yours is seriously gorgeous.
Thanks. She really is.
No, no, you don’t have to say that. How do you think?
You didn't say? You didn't mention?
But everyone here is so beautiful…
Oh, there are still so many beautiful people here.
No, no, no, you’re being way too modest.
So, you all live around here, right?
Everyone seems to have a really high sense of beauty.
High beauty standards, huh?
But it’s fun talking about this stuff with you all.
Really?
Is there anything your wife is particularly careful about?
Personally, I focus on beauty and health.
Do you pay attention to what you eat?
Oh…
What kind of food do you eat, exactly?
Lately, I’ve been gluten-free—avoiding wheat flour, you know?
I’ve heard that eating wheat flour makes me gain weight a bit.
I tend to gain a little weight.
I see. So you’ve been cutting it out a bit?
I see.
And I go to the spa a lot. It’s amazing.
Well, what exactly do you do at the spa?
Let’s see…
Like, for my face…
What’s it called? When they really scrub you down?
Or like, getting a facial or something.
And then there’s the acupuncture place.
They prick you with needles.
Like, for shaping up—ah, at the spa.
Yeah, that’s about it. Wow, that’s intense.
How often do you go, roughly?
Face is...
Well...
Depends on the month, I guess.
I go at least once a week.
Amazing.
Thank you.
Such a lovely outfit.
But if I could just get noticed a little more...
I’d dress a bit nicer. No, seriously, I would.
If I was more put-together...
If I looked more put-together...
That’s how I see it, anyway. I just want to feel a little cuter.
Ah...
I see.
You let your guard down. Yeah.
You’re being a bit too trusting, aren’t you?
I see.
Such a fancy outfit… Well, you *did* want to dress up, didn’t you?
Oh, it’s absolutely gorgeous!
It suits you perfectly.
Thank you.
It’s fine.
Since we’re here, how about some fashion tech?
Would you mind if I…? It’s okay.
Thank you.
Okay, so… just a sec.
Ah, I’ll just pop in for a moment.
What do you mean? Heh heh, stay focused.
Ah, got it.
I see you’ve got that kind of thing going.
Oh, we've met before, so it's okay.
Wow, yeah.
You’ve got no style.
Always ridiculous.
What EVERYата?
Can I just take a look at you from behind?
Your back view…
You look beautiful from behind too, it suits you.
Thank you.
Thank you, world! Time to sit in class.
I’ve been asking a lot of people…
But not many are willing to help.
Even just a little bit at that time…
Sorry, really, it’s okay.
Are you okay? I have a favor to ask.
Tight skirt, huh?
This one? Yeah, I was wondering if I could take a picture of your tight skirt.
The skirt? Yeah, just strike a pose for me.
What should I do? Is it okay? Yeah, just the skirt.
But what should I do?
Is it okay?
This is…
I just want to take a picture of your tight skirt.
I was a little nervous, but…
Can I just take a picture of the skirt?
Is that okay? I won’t take any other pictures.
I’ve had my skirt photographed before, you know.
Not at all. Not at all.
What? I mean, there’s nothing like…
Nothing like being photographed. Nothing like it, right? Yeah.
If you don't mind, which one?
Here.
Yes, I can.
I can help within my capabilities—I can do what I can.
Ah, okay? Thank you.
I’ll take it for now. I’ll keep it safe.
I’ll give it back later.
Thank you.
Can you turn around?
Liv.
A lot behind. Yes.
Ah, thank you.
I feel like I can see the lines of your body.
I understand.
That’s good.
Let's take a look outside.
Whoa, it's not there.
Isn't it?
I can't believe it.
Over to that sofa.
Can you lie down here? Go ahead.
Turn your butt this way.
That's right.
Turn sideways.
Something like that.
How are you feeling?
Embarrassing, huh? Really?
Not at all.
Just the skirt.
Hmm, let me cross my legs here.
Yeah, that's right. Basically, keep your knees as close to your body as possible.
That's the spot, right? What happened?
Teleks… well, it's a skirt, though.
It's round, isn't it? The butt is so… well, it suits you when you use it like that.
The bigger one is better, yeah? *key*
I totally think protection is good. But I kinda want to look a little slimmer.
It's being unearthed. They say it also helps with stretching. Yeah.
It's weak. It's leaning. Shape it so your knees are closer to your chest. Like this.
You can hold it close.
Births… does that sound right?
Face this way.
Four minutes, high-knee lifts, knees up… ah, okay. Right. Tilt your butt toward me.
Face this way.
Make it the same shape.
Like this.
That's the shape of a parent's butt, you know?
This is it.
So, I won’t be told that by my husband anymore.
Uh, we haven’t had any… nighttime activities for a few years now.
It’s not happening, okay? Just answer me, please. Sorry.
Thank you! Wow, that’s amazing! Yeah, that’s amazing. Okay.
Just like that, a little…
Like a catcher’s mitt shape, on top of that. Yeah, like a catcher’s… a Japanese-style…
Like a notebook sleeve, something like this. Ah, that’s it.
Women’s health.
You ever wear something like this? Nah, you don’t.
Try spreading it out like this, just a little. How’s that?
Ah, that’s it. Should I open it?
I think you’re arching your back too much, and it’s falling off.
Yes, thank you so much!
Let's bring it out.
The one that looks like it's coming out.
This one, in this space, right? Ah, that thing—so, can you get on all fours for me?
Is that okay? Okay, you're facing away from me now, right? Ah, yes. Thank you. What would you like me to do?
Four times is good. Let me try putting my shoulder on the floor. How does that look?
Ah, yes, that's right. So, how does that feel?
That's it, that's it. How does that feel?
Yes, well, let's see. Ah, that's right. Left shoulder…
Ah, that's it, that's it. How does that feel?
How does it *feel*?
It's probably too tight.
The *boob* is what makes the skirt look best.
If you don’t have any *guard*, it’s totally visible.
The flavor is what makes it look good on that day, not after.
味であの日に見えてないんだよね あとの
Same position as before, four times as much.
Yeah, I see. Oh, that’s fine, I’ll go home.
You’re welcome.
I didn’t feel right.
I’ll support you additionally, that’s all. Okay, first…
The audition and Ants Underground race… it’s not a race, but still… I can’t help it, you know?
I can’t possibly let you do all that, no way. That’s why it’s natural…
I’ll do it. I don’t think I can hold back, just a little…
Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
It’s okay. I absolutely won’t say anything.
That’s amazing.
Like…
That kind of thing…
I’ll take it.
いただきます
Fell down.
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