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So, um, I'm doing this thing on my streaming channel where…
It's kind of weird, but I don’t need anyone.
We’re doing a project called "Rediscovering the Charm of Beautiful Women," for regular folks, you know?
I was wondering if you’d be willing to help us film?
Are you sure? I’m, like, super old now.
Are you sure you want to work with an old hag like me? No way, no way.
You’re incredibly charming.
We’ve rented a studio nearby,
and we’re just doing quick shoots. Would you have time?
Really? You sure?
I’ve got a little something prepared, just in case.
You’re good now.
But, like, I’m an old woman, you know?
I’m, like, okay with it? Is it okay? Totally fine, really.
Thank you.
Well, just a quick question…
What should I call you? Please tell me your first name.
I’m Kyoko. Kyoko.
Nice to meet you. Sorry.
Please take care of me. Please.
Thank you.
Ah, s-
I don’t have it. Excuse me. *Knocks*
This is the kind of room I have.
Excuse me.
*Knocks*
Well, if you could just come this way… Yes.
Would you mind coming in?
Thank you.
Well, first of all…
Just kidding.
Can I make a joke?
Oh, uh, is that okay? Yeah, actually…
Okay, then! Go viral!
Thank you!
Yep.
Right away.
So, um, can I just start filming already?
Ah, yeah, but, uh, are you sure I’m okay for this?
A super cool grandma? Totally fine! Seriously.
Yeah, you’re totally fine. Actually…
Actually, yeah. So, um…
Can you stand up for me first?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I’ll film for a bit.
Yeah.
So,
I was wondering—do you mind me asking—how old you are now?
How old are you, roughly?
Ah, it’s a little embarrassing…
I’m 36.
36? Yeah, yeah, you don’t look a day over it.
Thanks.
No, seriously, you don’t look that old.
Huh.
So, are you married or anything?
Oh, yeah, I mentioned it earlier—
I’m married.
Properly.
A vision, really.
Thank you.
Do you ever get told that? Nah, not at all.
It’s a mystery, isn’t it?
Could you turn around a bit?
Yes.
Perfect.
The skirt’s got that *pita* cling, huh?
Yeah.
Well…
I’m getting on in years, so, you know, *obachan* style.
I can’t really wear those flowy skirts anymore.
Oh, is that how it is? Nah, I still like…
A tighter, longer skirt.
I mostly wear those now.
I see.
Okay, um...
So, is it alright if I get on that bed for a sec?
Uh, can I sit down for a moment?
On your side, on your side, yeah.
And, uh, maybe cross your legs or something?
Legs, yeah.
Ah, okay, so you’re just gonna hop on the bed like that?
Yeah, something like that.
This is embarrassing, but it’s for a celebration!
So…
Okay, can you lean your back against the headboard?
Yeah, get closer, good. Now, bring your legs up a bit, like toward your chest.
Knees, legs, yeah, that’s it.
Good shape.
On your butt.
Could you take a look at the lens?
Yes.
People used to say my butt was great.
Really?
Not anymore. No, they don’t.
They used to, back in my younger days.
Would you mind getting on all fours?
Yes, all fours is fine.
Then, reverse it.
Head on the pillow, facing the other way.
Toward the wall.
Try it.
How does that look? Shoulders?
Looks good.
Yeah, it does.
Thanks.
You don’t see many like him.
Turtle.
Could I get you to check the lens?
If you smile,
you’ll get shots like this,
the kind people like, right?
Nah, not really.
There’s movement,
so I want to shoot it.
Could you hang up the laundry?
It’s totally fine.
Thanks.
Okay, here.
Sorry.
I’ll take it. Yes.
Whoosh!
Is it okay if it gets a little wrinkled? Here you go.
You can hang it up here already.
Yes, please hang it up.
It’s better to hang it outside.
It’s totally fine.
Actually, sorry about the underwear.
Alright.
Next…
Can I wipe it down? Yes.
It’s totally fine.
Thank you.
Okay, so over here…
Can you face it this way?
Flooring out.
Not watching the camera at all.
Please face this way.
Okay.
Same.
Route, just a little…
Down, right?
Keep that direction.
Can you move down a bit?
And, just…
While smiling at the camera…
Ah, that’s good.
Not at all.
Don’t worry about it.
I already know.
Sounds good.
Just wipe around that area for a bit.
Thank you.
So, would it be okay if I vacuum next?
Yes, with the Swiffer.
The bed’s fine as is.
Okay.
It’s here.
Do you have any kids?
Yes.
Two of them.
The older one’s a girl, and the younger one’s a boy.
I see. So, the girl is three and the boy is two?
Ah, I see.
So, pretty much just born. (Note: This last line seems a bit unclear in the original Japanese. The translation assumes "割とじゃあ生まれたばっかり" means "So, pretty much just born," but it could also mean "So, they were born relatively recently." Context might clarify further.)
But, you know, it's gotten a lot easier now.
I'm used to raising kids by now.
It’s the best time, even though we fight sometimes.
I think it’s the most fun stage.
I haven’t done anything, but I kinda did.
I just tried a little.
Yeah, that’s it.
I messed up—I don’t know what to do now.
Please close it. Can’t you?
No, that’s not really okay.
No way, seriously. What’s up?
Can I go home? Nah, I don’t think I should leave.
I was really shocked.
No way, seriously.
I do stuff like this—especially to an old lady.
What are you doing with that butt?
It’s too thin, seriously, this is messed up. I really shouldn’t be doing this.
I’m leaving.
I’m definitely leaving.
Well, sorry.
I’m done with this.
Just let me finish the shoot here.
Can I just keep filming?
Fine, but I was seriously shocked.
I won’t do it again.
I promise.
Absolutely, absolutely, I won’t—
Thank you.
Sorry.
Can I just finish filming?
Okay, next one.
Okay, next one is…
Could you get out of that bed and stand up for me?
Yeah.
Just the elbow.
Can I check—your skirt?
Ah, yeah, yeah, wow, amazing.
Eh? What are you doing?
Sorry, just the base.
Wow, it fits pretty well.
Yeah, it does. Pretty good.
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing? It’s amazing.
It’s pretty tight, huh? Like I thought.
Yeah, definitely.
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Can you just turn around for a second?
Nope, nope.
Sorry, you’re amazing—how does it fit so perfectly?
Seriously.
Wait, what are you doing?
Just checking the baseline—no, not checking, just…
It’s really blending in, huh?
You’re incredible.
Please don’t touch it. Sorry.
Sorry.
Can you get on all fours on the bed for me?
On the bed, got it.
Please, please—oh, that’s good.
What are you—
Just letting it dry a bit.
No! No way.
Huh? Wait, what are you doing?
Stop it.
On your face, please.
Just wait, seriously, seriously.
Seriously, seriously.
No way, stop it! What are you doing?
Sorry, sorry—wait, not just "a little."
Just a little bit.
No, no, not just "a little bit."
Ah, wow. Wait, Choko-ra.
It’s about the feel, you know?
Let’s go.
Seriously? What are you doing? Feeling up my tight skirt?
No.
No way.
What are you doing?
Amazing.
Seriously, seriously, seriously—what did I say?
Ah, sorry, I can put it in…
This feels really good.
This is kinda nice.
It’s not just "nice"—
It’s super rough.
Haircut.
That’s wrong.
You’re too good at this—aren’t you gonna hurt yourselves?
Seriously, from now on, just do whatever you want with my ass.
I’m really into your ass now.
Are you sure you want an old lady? You *like* that?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, water.
Yeah, thank you.
Maybe.
This much?
This is the first time it’s been this intense.
Got it.
Is anything okay? It’s just an umbrella.
No, no, I insist.
Younger people would be more pitiful.
Just a little.
Then… yes.
Please…
-su. Relax.
First, let me say thank you to you.
For being so generous.
Thank you so much.
You’re giving me this much?
It’s 100,000 yen.
I’m so sorry, thank you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I appreciate it.
Can we start filming right away?
Yes, please.
I’ll keep filming like this.
Please continue.
Sounds good.
You’ve gotten really big since last time.
Do you have kids? I think so.
Alone?
How many kids do you have?
Three now.
So, you're married…
Yes, I am.
I might be a little sensitive to pain, though.
How old do you look? Or am I asking about myself?
How old do I seem?
Late twenties.
No, no, much older.
Yeah, I’m 36.
Really? You look pretty good—can’t even tell.
Thanks for the compliment.
Can I have you turn around now?
Yes.
Skirt.
Sorry, sorry.
I was just taking a picture.
And I really just went to the supermarket like this.
Are you okay? I’m fine.
By the way,
What did you buy at the supermarket? I got some sake.
Oh, sake. Yeah, I was thinking of drinking it tonight.
Sounds good.
Do you drink often at home?
Yeah.
I drink with my husband.
You two are close, huh?
Just in case. (or: Just so you know.)
That's a seriously gorgeous ass.
If I'm being honest, I'm kinda shooting up close, so sorry if that's weird.
Yeah, like, pretty much…
Focusing mainly on the butt, you know?
I was thinking of shooting that, yeah.
This side looks good too.
Really?
Well, if you don’t mind, could you hop up on the bed over there?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, like, a cross-legged pose?
Could you sit sideways? Like, a side-saddle pose?
Yeah.
Cross-legged… Oh, right.
Sideways, huh? Yeah, that’s the vibe.
Yeah, let's try raising just one leg.
Shoulders and knees, like this, okay?
Ah, that's a good one. It's kinda embarrassing.
Nice! No, it’s perfect.
Really?
You look great. Seriously?
How was it?
Uh…
Like…
So embarrassing.
I wonder if they can see me.
The camera.
Can I check with the camera?
Looks good.
Thank you.
How are you feeling now?
I don’t really know how to act…
Is this okay? All good? Perfect.
Yeah.
There’s some movement there.
I need to film this.
Sorry, but…
Maybe we should clean the floor first?
Even if you just sweep it?
The floor? Maybe a little hillier…
Got it. Just move over then.
Okay, this side?
Yeah, that’s right. Straight ahead.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, I hate to ask, but...
Would it be okay if I did some quick cleaning?
Understood.
Just this for now...
Thanks.
Okay, that’s done.
Here you go. This room...
Right.
So, maybe near the kitchen?
Ah, this area, yeah.
Is it alright if I head out? Sorry.
Oh, no, no...
It’s fine.
It’s really piled up. Dirt... oh, right, that makes sense.
I see.
Just gonna clean up the software a bit, thanks.
Yeah, that.
While I'm at it, can I get a look at the camera?
Yeah, camera. Ah, okay, just a sec.
But wow, this is amazing.
Right? The butt.
You’re really capturing it, huh? No, seriously, it’s like, *so* much butt.
You’re really getting the skirt angle, huh?
Yeah.
That’s a huge butt.
It is, isn’t it?
I hate it when people say that, you know?
Uh, well…
I’ve never had anyone comment on my butt before.
Not really. Oh, okay.
Maybe it would have been better if the butt was the main focus.
Well, the butt *is* the theme, so…
Oh, right. It’s really close.
Yeah.
Okay, let’s just head toward the entrance a bit.
Ah, okay. Can we move forward?
Yes, thank you.
Ah, good.
Yes, this way.
Close.
Right? It’s close.
And it stretches toward the other side,
like that?
Yeah, flip it over. Okay.
Let’s proceed on foot.
Can I get you to look at the camera like that?
Ah, today, right? Just like that.
Blowing!
Stir, is he just standing there like that?
Um, just like this. Yes, same direction.
Ah, I see. Like he’s backing up?
Got it. Thank you.
Is this about right?
Yeah, something like that.
Like this.
Looks good.
Okay, one more time—just walk forward toward the bus like that.
Yes.
Thank you.
Can I have you step back into the room for a moment?
Yes.
That’s right, but—
No, wait—
Ah, right. Sounds good.
What is it? I can’t take it anymore, I’m sorry.
I’m leaving. I’ll return it.
Eh, just a sec, sorry.
I just couldn’t hold back anymore. I’m leaving now too.
Ugh, I’m so sorry. Then at least—
Let me just film the video.
Before I do something I regret.
Should I stop?
Is it really just filming? I promise.
Thank you.
Next.
Can I take a picture? Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
So, what now?
Hmm? I just got curious about the fabric.
What kind of fabric is it?
It’s got pretty good stretch.
Amazing.
What are you touching?
Can I just check how the fabric feels?
It’s really something.
Are we good to go? Sorry.
Is the back okay?
Just confirming… wow.
It’s really beautiful, isn’t it? Seriously, don’t you ever get told you have a great butt shape?
Never.
Thanks, but yeah, this is amazing! Just a sec…
Aren’t you going a bit too far? Yeah, yeah.
Whoa, this is insane!
Yeah, it’s awesome! And the tension’s great too.
Haven’t you been getting compliments from your husband lately?
Well, not really anymore.
Ah, right. Yeah.
What are you doing?
Huh? Oh, sorry, just a sec…
This feels amazing.
What are you doing?
Sorry.
I can’t see your face anymore.
Dirt.
Nah, it’s not.
Whoa, amazing!
Please really close it.
This is the last one, right?
So smooth and feels great.
Awesome!
I’m gonna get my skirt dirty.
It’s okay.
You’ve got fingers too—do you *always* do this?
No, no.
I won’t ask.
You’re just a little too into my skirt.
Yeah.
It feels really good.
Yeah, I thought so.
Can I try my best?
You can't just… no, never mind.
Eh, you get it?
The butt’s better, right? Nah, that’s not it.
You like an old woman’s butt? You *do* like it.
Eh, but…
It’s kinda small. Ah, sorry. You okay?
There’s nothing I can do. Yep.
You’re okay with *my* butt?
The butt’s what you like.
Heh heh heh
Heh heh
I mean, after being forced into that so much…
That’s why.
Sorry.
It’s amazing.
Adorable.
Excuse me, can I ask you something?
Are you getting on?
Yes, please sit down already. It’s fine.
Understood.
Yes, in my tight skirt.
Yes, excuse me.
The one in front.
Could you slide over for me?
Yes, behind.
Could you move back a bit?
Thanks for watching.
Go ahead.
Long time no see, hope you like it.
I don’t think so.
Sorry.
You’re paying for that too?
First…
Why are you…
Don’t play around, okay? Yes.
I’ll get yelled at.
Thank you.
Thanks for the heads-up.
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