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You two look super close.
Yeah, we're tight. Are you two okay this time?
Seriously?
Just a little, but I wanna hear what you two have to say.
Wanna grab a drink? You in?
That’s weird.
Yeah, they’re flying pretty high.
Are you two drunk? You still hate each other and don’t know each other?
When did you two become friends?
We have mutual friends.
The girl who works at the place where I work part-time…
…is a classmate from my high school.
Seems like we got close around that time.
I’m worried about what other people think; it’s embarrassing.
Only this game? The menu’s so small.
Not many sweetener options.
He’s mad.
No way.
Everyone else is loud too.
Can’t help it, they’re always like that.
When we do it through the app, I’ll be the one to contact them.
They don’t search at all. Oh, they don’t search.
Right. How much do you get paid?
105,000 yen. What’s it like?
On my bad days…
I’m stuck in a hotel with people I don’t even know.
That’s scary.
There are two guys who look intimidating.
Uh, how long does that take?
Some guys do it in 20 minutes. But you can probably do it twice in that time.
Shopping and
A bag, huh?
Paying.
"Thanks," but I'll take the money first.
My name is… Mom.
I’m not selfish; I’m just a mess.
Thank you.
Yeah, boobs, boobs.
What’s that?
You’re about to burst out laughing, aren’t you?
Forgot? There are other people here; you can’t just focus on that.
Name again?
Idiot.
Italy too?
Your vibe is off. We’ve only been two.
People you meet through *hima-hatsu* (free time) are always weird.
Like, there’s always *the* weirdest one. That guy…
He was pretending to be a virgin, right? The one who pretended to be a virgin?
What do you mean?
What’s the point of pretending to be a virgin? What’s he even doing?
If you were a virgin, you wouldn’t know what "buying a ride" means.
Yay-yay! How many people have you two met like this before?
Just five or six, together.
Cute nails.
I want you to compliment them. *Cute!* Yay-yay!
I was the one who made the offer, right? Why did you say yes?
You seemed like you’d enjoy it. So I went for it.
I thought, "Let’s see what it’s like."
I see. Cheers.
About this…
Drink up.
Some dynamic AV.
What kind of stuff? Your dick’s pretty impressive.
Plus, your nipples are nice.
I wanna see.
The shoot was supposed to be at a hotel, but…
We moved a bit by car from there, and…
So, like, what do we do with the three of us in the car?
Wanna take a break first?
This place…
Has my favorite pie.
You got any special techniques, pie guy?
You got any special techniques?
Salt spray.
Ham with salt.
Hey, mind if I grab a beer?
You’re too kind.
I spilled it.
This is so refreshing.
Put it in.
What are you doing? No way.
Thanks a lot.
What did you two do?
Let’s grab a meal together.
Peeing on the side of the road.
Can I hear the story? Like, if we drink like this…
My salt levels are way too high, so I gotta do it behind the car…
*Splatter!*
There’s a video, right? Nah, not now.
I wanna bring it, but in a week.
We’re filming, facing each other.
I only look at your pee, though.
I don’t wanna do it just for money.
But, yeah, when I think about money…
Ah, I feel like I’m doing it for the money.
It feels good.
Then I’ll give you 10,000 yen later.
Why don’t you get a boyfriend? I don’t have one right now, though.
If I did, I’d want someone who dances with me.
I taught you yesterday.
Charlene, chan-chan!
Chan-chan, right? Let’s do it now, Charlene!
Chan-chan!
Okay, next customer, please.
I just got a call from the person I called earlier.
Looks like we're almost here.
Whoa, that was fast! Should I grab the mouthpiece before it blows away?
Souvenir.
I wanna see it.
Who’s gonna get all hot and bothered after drinking?
Okay.
You wanna do it together?
Seriously?
What’s up?
Let’s drink it and go! Cheers!
Oh, you brought the parfait?
Yeah, I did.
That’s not it.
This is a secret. Oh, it’s him.
Cheers!
Hang on, grandpa, cheers!
Long time no see.
Are these the kids? They’re both a bit off, you know.
Look at this, this is crazy.
Hey, hop in my car.
Wanna go to the hotel?
But I’m calling someone else too.
Something’s up.
Alright, let’s head this way first. This way, this way.
Let’s go this way.
What are you saying, Sayan? Listen to what the others are saying.
Come on out.
Come on, get out here.
Show ‘em that cool face!
So, Haneda-kun…
I’m totally overwhelmed, aren’t I?
She’s a pretty good actress.
Isn’t that weird?
Something’s coming out—what is it?
She was wiping sweat—seriously?
Thank you.
You can already see it.
You shouldn’t show that.
It’s totally coming out right now.
No, it’s okay because I can’t see it during the match.
Okay, are the two of you drunk?
I don’t have any more—what if I fall asleep? It’s okay, right?
If I get drunk, you’ll get what you expect—more, even more.
I’ll struggle—so what happens when I get drunk?
As for Momochan—Momochan’s an idiot, just like a person on the street.
Okay, so that's how it is. What about you, Hayabu?
Dude, it's kinda hot, but something's off.
Seems like you're a little broken.
I can't meet anyone, just keep meeting people like this… honestly, it's kinda making me anxious.
Anxious about what? I'm the one who's anxious with a guy this low-energy.
I've had too much to drink, need to pee, so open your mouth.
What kind of stuff happens? Like, do they ever, like, make you cry?
Then they shove it up your nose—*peeing*.
I'd drown in agony.
That's a pretty definitive way to go. What do you think, Heda? About these girls?
They're amazing, right?
What are you doing? What's going on?
They've been like this since earlier.
Lick-lick machine. This is the stuff that gets left in AVs.
Yeah.
I get it. We gotta leave behind the first-ever explosive AV.
Ugh, the seat’s a little—
It’s not leaking, is it?
If it’s leaking, this toilet’s no good.
You just gotta pee here, then we’re going to the hotel, got it?
I already called another Dyna to the hotel.
Eh, do you think that person can handle Garada?
Should we have them try?
Kawakami’s a mess. Which one of you said that?
Don’t touch the nipples! I heard they’re clean!
Look, why are the nipples clean? Show me!
I heard the nipples were clean…
Ah, they *are* clean.
But these are nipples. Gotta hide the delay.
Let’s eat.
Alright, let's head over for now.
No way, you can’t be so official in the car.
You got this.
Listen to me.
You know…
We’re always doing reverse surfing together.
This spot’s good.
Wait a sec.
You good?
That was amazing, but…
He actually listened to what I had to say.
That’s awesome.
聞いてよ
なんかさ
いつも2人で逆サーフィンやってる
You surf like crazy, huh?
Yeah, well…
We can’t exactly compete in the AV world, you know?
In the AV world, we can’t even get our own lines, you know?
Huh?
Surfing’s always impossible.
What?
Are you sure? Really sure?
Just a little loud, that’s all.
Got it.
Sounds good.
Here he comes, right on time! Right on time!
Here he comes, let’s make it happen.
Your feet are touching the ground.
No way, that’s not happening.
I already knew you weren’t gonna talk anymore.
Wanna get frisky? Let’s get frisky.
Are you calm enough to do this right?
You’re still in your shoes, but whatever.
There’s a second floor here. You don’t mind if I take a look?
That’s amazing… but what is it?
Tension…
…is through the roof.
You got any booze?
You got any?
That…
That’s karaoke, right? Hold on…
No prob.
Is this okay?
Way too fast.
Drinking without even saying cheers? That’s messed up.
What are you doing?
It’s good, good. Don’t spill it.
Let’s get it on. You’re fast.
Okay, but…
That’s amazing.
You don’t like me?
Nah, I just get a little overwhelmed.
There’s no way that’s true.
What’s wrong with liking *Onparo King*?
I like it, but…
Should I take off my shoes?
We always do it with three people, you know?
Yeah, I know.
I’m happy.
I bought it, so it's awesome.
I can see your crotch.
I can see it, so cute.
It’s like you’re not even wearing clothes, huh?
But I am.
I just really like drinks.
Soon, you’ll see my crotch…
What?
Sexy.
Like, super sexy.
One more time.
I want to see your pretty crotch again, but it’s totally fine.
So beautiful.
Even if you ask why…
I’m sweating.
Seriously.
That wasn’t how it was supposed to be, huh? Ah, this is a bit different.
Hehe.
A little scary, isn’t it?
Yeah.
Something’s coming out of the bunny. No, wait—
Eh? It’s opening up?
Just…
Make my mouth cold. This is crazy, seriously.
I’m done.
We always do stuff like this.
He drank alcohol earlier, so maybe it’s the alcohol.
You’re not enough.
Jumped in through the tears.
涙から乗り入れた
But be careful.
That’s right.
Oh, it’s back again. Add that too.
What’ll you have?
Can’t do that.
Impossible.
Oh, nice.
Spill.
You’re doing it already.
It’s turning into a ginkgo.
No, I like it.
Wait a sec.
Like this, you know?
Put it in here.
Whoa, a little—
It's locked. I'll go check. I'll go for a bit.
Okay, I'm out of the hallway now.
You got in already? That was fast.
You in?
You heading that way?
Inside.
Let’s do it. Let’s do it inside.
Okay.
See you in the next video.
Let’s do this.
See you in the
next video.
Even with the straw.
It can’t be helped. Both of you are still babies.
Your eyes are amazing.
How's it?
Go ahead, eat.
What are you eating? You’re sticking your face in it!
Ah, that’s a kiss.
No way?
And you’re not even wearing a condom at a time like this.
Dicks are scary.
Whose dick is it?
Or how about this?
Yakisoba.
The other way.
Okay.
Then I’ll just keep cutting myself forever.
That’s heavy. This is seriously heavy.
Drink sperm and kiss with your mouth?
Yeah, okay.
Jeez, you’re such a slut. You’d let *anyone* come in you?
No way.
You got milked dry, huh?
How many times did you come?
Don’t leave me.
I’m done.
You really let it all out, huh?
You two are amazing.
Delicious.
Wanna do it again?
You really are a legend.
Unbelievable.
I’d forgotten how good this feels.
Is it always like this with two of you?
I wiped my face with salt, so I sobered up. Why?
When I was really pouring it out.
Still not enough, huh?
We need a little more time, next time.
Where are you going?
I’m about to cry again.
I’ve got work. Then we’ll have sex again.
Nah, I don’t know anyone like that.
Should I say it?
Hurry, someone’s free right now.
Director’s okay? Yeah, I guess I’ll just talk to the director first.
Hey, I’m not free.
I’m just tired.
But you’re still standing.
I’ll stretch properly.
This one didn’t work either.
Sorry about that.
Other guys…
I’ll talk to the director after this.
Let’s discuss it.
Almost…
Done.
Let’s get naked. How to take it off?
How to take it off?
Isn’t it fast enough?
Are we doing it now?
Let’s get it on.
Nani-chan, you’re cute.
Think about it.
You’re really going with the flow when you’re drunk.
I drank it.
I drank even more.
Where are you going?
Taking the pet for a bath.
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It’s dark. Where’s the light?
Why are you farting?
Your butt’s messed up.
Your eyes, dummy.
Amazing.
Your butt’s messed up.
Your butt’s cute.
I’m gonna put it in now.
Like this? Like this?
Wait a sec. Wait.
I gotta get ready, you know?
You're kidding me.
Whoa.
Already wet?
Huh?
Alcohol injection?
I'll just do it.
Seriously, really?
Just go ahead and put it in.
Okay, I’ll put it in the middle then.
Add some more.
Feels like it’s about to go.
It’s already there.
There’s no way your dick is useful.
That’s awful.
Wait, are you sure? Let’s check properly.
Wanna put some makeup on you? Go for it.
And then…
Fell asleep.
Before we even got to talking about anything, already…
Garlic!
Ate pickled radish last night.
You ate pickled radish?
Whoa, ran away.
Stuffed.
Let me see you sleeping.
Sure.
Oh crap.
Sunburned dick.
No way, those people from earlier were here.
That guy can do it ten times, what’s that?
I don’t know.
Hey, move.
Sorry, I’m not slacking.
I need this later.
Phone?
There’s stairs—gonna slip through them.
I’m totally exposed.
Drink it.
You want some?
Butt.
Not just that.
Come here.
Wanna hang?
You’re pulling out after it’s dropped, right?
Looks like we’re going.
"Hey, hey!"
"Leftover sperm?"
"You look like you're about to go, but you're just taking a break."
"The vibe."
"That’s good."
"Yeah, right."
"The best?"
"You’re my favorite."
"You drink like crazy."
"You get drunk so easily."
"Just a little."
"Never tasted feet before."
"The moves."
"Way too intense."
"That’s a fart."
I knew it!
It’s fine.
Isn’t it cute?
No, no, no.
Mine!
My boobs are the best!
Yeah, they’re the best! The best!
It’s just boogers. Take a picture.
So cute, so cute! Enjoying the boogers!
No, no, no. Too much pain! No way.
No way.
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.
What do we do with *that*?
*That* thing. *That* thing.
That pink thing in my vision.
I'm gonna use my favorite one. Yeah, I'm using it.
I'm using it.
Okay.
Should we just make the reading corner for the last two?
Why?
Wait a sec, the power's over there.
I use my phone a lot.
It's okay if it disappears.
Disappear.
Show me, Manager.
Ah, that feels good.
There's a sauna here, you know.
Huh? You'll die in the sauna.
In the sauna.
In the sauna, the two of us having sex.
I'm gonna die.
Hey, uh…
Yeah, uh, and if I die, well, you like sex, right?
'Cause I like you. So, how about we have sex?
If we're sleeping, that'd be the best. Yeah, probably.
Ah, wait a sec.
Too slow. Why? I just wanted to take a quick look.
Dick.
No, no, not a "dick dick" thing.
Hey, hey!
Numb. It's chafed.
No, hey, no, no, no.
I won’t let you off easy. Stop.
Liar.
Ah, here I go!
I messed up.
I farted… I’m farting.
I just farted.
What? You can’t *ever* do it?
What’s with that face?
I can’t *ever* do it?
You’re rock hard! Even Grandpa’s got one!
I wonder what they’re up to over there.
Anal sex.
It’s a special feature.
Wanna go check it out?
Can I take this?
Is it okay to go in this outfit?
Hey, I saw them naked just now, so it’s fine.
さっきほら、向こうすっぽんぽんだったから大丈夫
Parisian hipster
Drool world
"It’s no good," you say?
Not doing justice, always got a hard-on
Gonna break, huh?
I’ve got my phone
No fries?
If you bother us, we’ll give it our best shot
This is?
Wanna do it together? I’ll come out when it’s done
Wanna go in together? Nah, I’m good
Amazing
It’s gotten crazy
He’s already here
Not fair, making him witness this
What are you doing?
Wanna get it on?
Get in quick
Before I change my mind
Don’t know your name, but that’s fine?
Cute
Took the bait
This damn yakisoba
Even I could do better
Whoa, sick
Let me just
Try something
Want it on this side
Want it skewered
Guess I have no choice now.
I want to be skewered too.
That’s what being skewered *is*.
How’s it?
How’s the skewer?
Eat it.
What are you eating?
The skewered *me*…
You’re gonna get picked off…
…No, you’re not.
I’m gonna steal this, dick.
Okay.
Which one’s the dick?
The vagina’s better, right? The vagina’s better.
Don’t say yakisoba.
You saw it?
Let's go
I messed up.
How about lunch?
Delicious.
I lost, I'm sorry, I drank it all.
It’s so spicy, my face is all—
Ah, that feels good.
Hey, move over, how’s this?
Feels good.
But this Spuratch thing…
Seriously, how’s it?
You’re pushing it too far in there.
It came out, way in.
A, you try my mouth too.
Good stuff, not at all.
Pull it out.
Okay, I’ll just keep taking pictures of myself.
This is heavy.
Spread it out in the sky again.
What should I do?
I’m done.
You got it?
How many times have I pulled this out?
Bunko, how many times have *you* pulled it out?
I wonder if it’ll work… I wonder.
It’s not coming out.
There’s more? What’s that?
Still not enough?
Let’s do it together.
Let’s try it together.
How long are we doing this?
How much longer?
I forgot.
Even when it’s just the two of us, it’s always like this. I’ve already peed myself.
I’ve sobered up.
Why? Oh, I just pissed myself.
Scary.
It’s not enough, is it? Not enough at all.
We don’t have time. Next.
Next, where are we going?
Another affair.
I have work. Well, then we’ll have sex again.
No, no actors here.
Someone available ASAP. A director would do.
Let’s talk to the director for now.
My eyes aren’t even open.
I’m just too tired.
No way, I can’t finish this.
It’s stretching, stretching… Should I take a look too?
Ouch!
Director?
Let’s talk to him.
I’m done for.
Amazing?
Pretty amazing, huh?
So, what do you think in one word?
No.
Monster.
Yay!
How was it?
Not enough, huh? What’s missing?
How’d it go with these people, Heda?
What was so great about them?
I feel like I can’t stop, y’know?
You can’t stop? What’d you do now?
You said it was hot, so I threw water on you.
Eh, water’s a no-go today.
What? Water’s a no-go today.
Still not enough?
I don’t have time, man. These people are busy.
Calm down. You can apologize if you want.
Nah, just…
I *could* do it, but… can I?
Next one…
So, he said if you drop it and cool it, it’ll stand properly.
Thanks.
Seriously.
Shut up.
This is insane.
So you two can still have sex, huh?
Then I’ll just—
You two gotta go already, right?
Okay, next—gonna call the best one now, so hold on.
What are you even doing?
You don’t wanna have sex anymore, do you?
Who’s next?
He’s one of the actors I often ask.
He’s probably really good in bed.
You’re not listening at all, are you?
What are you doing? What are you doing? Just—do it yourself.
You’re already a pro, owner.
Fell down.
It was weird, but hey, you’ve got shoes.
You’re…
You’re already too drunk.
I can still drink! How drunk are you two right now, like, what percentage?
30%.
10%.
Window? Too late, man. Don’t get mad.
We’ll do it the second they come! Mess up?
We might actually get messed with today.
Eh—
We’ll win at least once.
Anal Hottarou? I don’t really wanna film that stuff.
I don’t know how to do it.
That's good, isn't it? Looks like it's gonna spin a lot.
Yeah, whoever spins it the most wins, right?
But can you look at the camera for a sec? You still haven’t.
What are you even doing?
It’s for the sports day, okay? Ready, set—
Thanks.
Oh, I think they’re here.
Oh, here they come, here they come!
An AV actor…
It’s Sada. Dude’s super hyped up.
He’s drunk.
This guy…
To explain,
Today,
I met these two at a tapas bar.
Apparently, they want to have sex.
Why?
With this vibe from the girls…
I want them to keep up, keep up…
I want them to go wild!
Hey, you two…
Show me your buttholes more, get closer, butt to butt!
Whoa, that’s so pretty.
You two, wiggle a little.
Wiggle, wiggle—talk with your butts, okay?
If you’re laughing, oh, you can talk! Really?
I’m gonna come right—
Now?
Why are you already so wet?
Why are you so wet already?
If I drink, I get sloppy.
What’s that smell?
Dumplings?
It’s garlic, but not really.
This is how I usually act…
Like this.
The people from earlier…
Scary— who can touch first?
Drink…
…’cause it’s good.
If I do a mouth-to-mouth thing with two people…
Yogurt?
It gets tricky doing mouth-to-mouth with two— I should do it like this.
One person…
Wait, two at the same time?
Wait a sec, wait a sec.
Of course, you'd drown, huh?
Ugh.
Did *I* do that?
Sesame.
Whoa, this is bad.
We’re going in together.
How?
Fell.
Yeah.
Heave-ho.
Congrats.
Eh, what are *you* still doing here?
Ugh.
I'm gonna go this way.
I'm gonna go that way.
More!
You gotta drink more before you go in.
You should take off Young-chan.
Because you can't see her boobs.
Straight on!
Like this.
Momo-chan, straight on!
Let's go!
The new one.
Doesn't it hurt a little?
Thanks.
Wouldn't it be good to drink with it pressed against your boobs?
What have you ever done?
It's like it's there, but it's not.
Soft.
Let's sit down for once.
Let's sit down on the first floor for a bit.
No, I can't.
We can't fly, but let's sit down for three and talk.
Mobo-chan.
Yeah, go ahead. Just this one here.
What's up?
I don't know about that, but what *are* you anyway?
Why did you say it with your face?
Well, now that we know your true colors,
Are you two gonna become enemies? It looks like you want to.
Let's walk while spilling stuff.
You really gonna do it? 'Cause I got a thing here.
Please, just ask.
Even an idiot knows that.
This thing…
Cloud, what’s wrong? Flag alert!
Like a classic "beef flag" situation.
Seriously, just snap a pic already.
I wish they’d let me mic them.
Feels good.
Tiring.
Yeah, apparently they’re both banging each other.
This guy’s a freak, seriously.
Can you buy a train?
Probably not, not with the money we have.
Oh no, oh no.
Totally decided.
Thanks for coming! I appreciate it.
You didn’t drink too much, did you? You really let it all out after all that booze.
What are you doing now?
There’s one more place.
You’re crazy! Well, good luck.
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